Monday, December 16, 2024

Joker 2 was Trash on Purpose. Let That Sink In.

Joker 2019 was a decent movie. It made a billion dollars. So, it was successful and it was received well critically, too. But a billion dollars isn't special anymore for a movie. Many others have already done it. The original Joker was successful because of its underlying message: it mocked the Far Left. I don't think audiences realized that was the message at the time (and I still don't think they do now). Fans of the first just think it's an origin story about a supervillain. 

But it was more than that. And that's what kept people coming back. But its 2024 follow-up didn't follow up with clever themes about politics or social issues. Instead, it opted to be a boring, empty musical. 

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I'm not a fan of musicals, at all. They're just not my bag. They should stay as Broadway shows for the people who like that stuff. Plus, having Joker 2 as a musical would have made more sense if the first one was a musical. At the very least, Arthur Fleck could have been an aspiring musician who dreamed of making it as a rock star. If they had laid the groundwork for the musical in the first film, then I could see the various musical numbers in the sequel. 

The musical nonsense was too much of a distortion from the original. That's why people didn't care for it. Plus, it was more or less a courtroom drama.

On one hand, it was very well shot and the acting, of course, was great. Joaquin Phoenix is guaranteed to provide a good performance. But Lady Gaga was a snooze. She's overrated as an actor and musician anyway, in my opinion.

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It's as if the writer/director Todd Phillips created Joker 2 as an insult to the fans of the first one. Perhaps Phillips didn't realize he made a mockery of the Far Left in the original. If he did, maybe he didn't think audiences would pick up on it. Joker 2 was a response to that to save his career. Hollywood is super WOKE. It always has been since the 1960s. And his Joker movie shit all over that WOKE nonsense. Joker 2 was made to insult those who enjoyed the first anti-WOKE movie. Phillips is defending his WOKE compadres in Hollywood. 

That's the answer right there.

But more importantly, is the ignorance of money. Joker 2 cost like $200 million dollars to make. Now double that for marketing expenses. That's nearly a half billion dollars Phillips spent of other people's money to make a movie that he likely knew would flop (but possibly save his career). 

And we're forgetting the dwindling state of movie theatres in America. It seems as if each day, cinemas are closing. You can thank Netflix and other streaming services for that. Hollywood studios don't want to put their movies in theatres anymore. They rush them away to Hulu or Netflix or Amazon Prime as fast as they can. These days, that's how studios make their money back. It's from the contracts they have with the streaming companies. 

So, when a huge movie like Joker 2 flops hard, it doesn't just affect the big wigs of Hollywood studios and let down audiences, it hurts movie theatre chains. Cineplexes depend on concession sales to make their money (ticket sales go to the studios). The more people that come to the theatre to see the movie, the more likely the theatre will see concession sales grow, which means the theatre will survive to have jobs for its employees.

What does it say to movie theatre chains who depend on big-budget movies to keep the lights on when the director makes a flop on purpose? 

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Werewolves 2024 is all Growl, No Bite

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Any time I hear about a new werewolf movie coming out, I'm there at the cinema. However, as much of a fan as I am, I'm not delusional. Werewolf movies, I hate to say, tend to be subpar. There's just something that writers can't do properly or that audiences just cannot connect with that doesn't allow the werewolf story to be as successful as it could be. 

It's not the special effects. Horror audiences crave practical effects, but we'll be satisfied with CGI, too. As long as the lore and story of the film are good. 

WEREWOLVES 2024 has decent effects but the story is extremely subpar. It pains me to say that, but it's true. 

With a pretty decent first half and a great scene of a science project gone wrong, the story quickly devolves into a road trip. A major fault I have is the relationship between the main character and his family. 

The B-movie star Frank Grillo plays Dr. Wesley Marshall, a scientist who thinks he can halt the eventual morphing of lycanthropy of every human on Earth with eye drops. The road trip he endures sees several instances with the viscous werewolves as he tries to get back to his sister-in-law and his niece. And this is the main problem I have with the story.

It isn't the acting (though it could have been much better). And it isn't the editing (though it could have been much tighter).

The issue I have is with the "familial" ties the main character has with the people back at the house. Apparently, Marshall's brother died the year prior during the first supermoon catastrophe and now Grillo's character has to take care of his brother's wife and his kid. That's not strong enough, in my opinion.

The writer should have made the family tighter, like in DIE HARD. The protagonist is on rocky terms with his wife, so he must go through hell to save her, thereby appreciating her and the family element. That's more realistic. Really, who gives a damn about their sister-in-law?

It should have been his wife. That's a no-brainer.

So, while the third act lingers way too long and the wolves not being as deadly as they should have been was a huge problem, what makes the film suffer is the nuclear family element. It didn't know what it wanted to be. 

The way the film abruptly ends is a joke. I couldn't believe they ended it like that. It deserved more. Maybe I would given the film a few more viewings before passing judgment on it. But the filmmakers didn't give a shit because they actually think they'll get a sequel from it, but they won't.

Saturday, December 7, 2024

The Jesus Demon of Elm Street

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is a timeless classic. It's Wes Craven's magnum opus. SCREAM 1996 is a close second. Whereas SCREAM is a slasher film that focuses on meta-commentary of the horror genre, ELM STREET's deeper meanings revolve around faith.

Yup. I said it. ELM STREET is a religious movie. Or should I say anti-religious movie?

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We must discuss Craven's strict Baptist upbringing to understand ELM STREET's religious themes. His zealot mother applied her Christian teachings to her son at every chance. Of course, Craven rebelled during his youth and also while at college. He provoked the powers that be his whole life. We can see this from his wild horror films during his early days as a director. 

The two films that put Craven on the map in Hollywood were THE HILLS HAVE EYES and THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. But it wasn't until a small, desperate studio called NEW LINE CINEMA took a chance on Craven's original screenplay that he won the chance to express his true self: his longtime stance against religion. 

Enter the character of one Fred Kruger. 

Freddy is, in my opinion, the best human villain in all of horror cinema. Craven didn't create Freddy with a sympathetic background to make Freddy more three-dimensional to the audience. Nope. Craven just made Freddy as vicious and horrific as he could, and let the characters in the story deal with that. Too bad most films these days don't do the same. Movies now want to make a villain that's only a villain because of some societal nurture. That's boring and cliche at this point and many times implies left-wing political messages.

So, what makes Freddy so special as a villain. There's no easy way to say it, so I'm just going to say it: Freddy Kruger is symbolic of Jesus Christ.

Freddy is a Jesus Demon. In each ELM STREET film that Craven was involved with, Freddy is considered a God-like entity with religious subtext. However, ELM STREET part 2 trades the religious theme for queer subtext. Although Craven wasn't involved in Part 4's THE DREAM MASTER it even incorporates the church setting in its last 5 minutes. 

For example, let's start with Craven's last dance with Freddy in 1994's NEW NIGHTMARE. Although it was written by Craven, it lacked the authentic pizzazz of the original and instead was a meta-take and overall redo of the first entry. While I applaud its metafiction element that had never been seen before and gave birth to SCREAM just two years later, NEW NIGHTMARE is, unfortunately, redundant and doesn't progress the series or say anything new about the Freddy character. 

However, Freddy does, in NEW NIGHTMARE return to his Godly, villainous state. He's back to his old self. Just quick lore to establish his presence. No sympathy. Freddy's just pure evil again. He's a demon once more and we see this in his hellscape finale where Nancy/Heather must venture to rescue her son. 

There's a highway scene during the third act that shows Freddy's overwhelming and Godly power. With subpar CGI, the clouds part, and Freddy appears in the sky. He hangs Dylan over a busy highway while Heather watches to see if Freddy will be merciful of her son's life, which he is. Freddy, just like the original, has complete power over his victims. He uses his God-complex to manipulate the characters. Some live and some die. 

Counting backward, ELM STREET 3: THE DREAM WARRIOR also uses the religious slant I'm referring to about the Freddy series. 

Craven, once again involved, but as a co-writer this time applies the nun aspect and her sexual assault by the dozens of freaks and psychos in the nuthouse. From this, Freddy is birthed and now provides the audience with a rhyme and reason for his actions. 

I don't like explanations in films that had previously used subtext and symbolism to send a message. But I guess the more a series goes on, the more the audience demands answers. And so we have Freddy's origin. He's only a serial killer because his nun mother was raped by mental asylum patients. That's the nurture message I was referring to earlier. 

Freddy is disposed of by striking his bones with holy water, causing him to burst light from his person and to physically spiral out of control until he explodes. Granted, that's not as clever as ELM STREET's first movie that used religious undertones to express Craven's opinion, but it'll do. I guess. The Christian subtext from the first installment has become actual context in the third.

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Craven's original is a masterpiece in filmmaking. It truly is. It deserves its spot as a runner for the best horror film of all time. No question, in my opinion.

Just like Darth Vader's virgin birth and corrupted Christ figure, Freddy Kruger does the same. 

Freddy was a psycho serial killer. He was an evil man. But for some reason, he was allowed to be resurrected and hunt down the kids of the parents who murdered him. 

That's so outlandish that it has to mean something more than what it provides. Surely, Craven, the talented director who grew up in a super strict religious household, wouldn't simply craft a story with no depth such as that. 

Original Sin, like the eternal Adam and Eve story, is used here. But rather than an apple, Craven uses the murder of a serial killer by the parents. The parents of the murdered children use vigilante justice. You would think that because the courts messed up and allowed a killer like Freddy to once again roam the streets of Springwood the parents taking the law into their own hands isn't that wrong. But the story implies it is. 

Lynch mob tactics are wrong, even when the law everyone depends on to protect them and their children fail. Perhaps the parents were wrong for taking the law into their own hands. But a sadistic person like Freddy was free and open to doing his crazy crimes again.

Freddy's death by the parents is the reason he was able to rise from the dead like Christ did. Whereas Christ is a symbol of peace and love, Freddy's resurrection allowed him to torment and kill, once again, the kids of the parents. Freddy's reign of terror is unstoppable. Whether he's alive or dead, Freddy is coming. 

What message does that send?

A horrible one, indeed. 

The creation of Freddy Kruger is a mock symbolism to combat Craven's strict religious upbringing. Jesus rose from the grave to give the sinners of the world faith and penance. Freddy's death stained the parents who murdered him. His death became their original sin. And as a result, their children must endure the sins of the fathers. Freddy was resurrected to do in death the same he did in life for no reason other than Craven rebelling against his Baptist childhood. Because his childhood, in his opinion, was ruined by religion, ELM STREET shows how that same dogma destroys other's lives. 

To Craven, ELM STREET is how religion treats its members. They are always held guilty, and therefore tortured and killed without any hope.